1-you know all the episode numbers when they've had a kiss
2-you know all the episode numbers of when they had a scene together period
3-when I say 'the comic store kiss' you know what I mean
4-you have more than three LJ icons for them.
5-you get physically sick when you watch 'that scene' in episode 301
6-you're sick right now because I made you think of it
7-you know what scene I’m talking about
8-you smile when someone calls you pathetic
9-you get giddy anytime someone says 'Always'
10-you scribble down quotes--that you know by heart--all over any scratch paper
11-you have a shrine
12-you have a folder of pictures just for them
13-you have no idea what happened in season four, but you know what went on with Brian and Michael
14-someone says something about Justin and you start to hiss and back away slowly
15-you've named something after one or both of them
16-you've never read fan fiction about another pairing.
17-you spend half of your internet life over at http://www.michaelandbrian.net
18-you spend the other half over at http://www.always-fanfic.net
19-you mock B/Jers at every turn
20-you also point and laugh at them
21-you feel like throwing up when you accidentally come upon a picture of Brian and Justin, or Michael and Ben
22-you've been in a flame war
23-you have developed a strange love for comic books
24-you compare Brian and Michael’s relationship to people in your everyday life.
25-you have a necklace for them
26-you have a three ring binder of pictures of them
27-you have driven people away because you talk about them to much
28-you write fan fiction about them
29-you read fan fiction about them
30-you have made a fan vid about them
31-you have sims of them
32-you want to have sims of them
33-your computer is decked out in the B/M love
34-you have read all three published books
35-you also own them
36-you've dragged a friend or more in to the B/M love
37-you've had a Queer-as-Folk-athon.
38-you have over 20 stories book marked in your bookmark folder.
39-you've made whole LJ post about them